ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
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This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
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I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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