we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
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I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
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We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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