Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
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