After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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