Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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