is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
tonight lets celebrate not being married
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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