Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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