Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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