It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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