WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
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The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
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The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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