And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
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talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
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Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!