who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
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