I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
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