either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
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I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
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That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
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All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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