Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
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