I CAN MOONWALK!
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
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I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
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There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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