Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
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I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
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hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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