Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
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I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
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Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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