Why does Corona taste like a burp?
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
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Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
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As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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