I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
On Saturday, I sharted on my roommates dog while trying to make it smell my farts. Today I got security clearance to work for one of the most respected and secretive govt agencies in the US
It's the American dream
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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