yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
This is the high leading the old right now
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
I need you to do me a favor and hide my sword from me tonight. I'm planning on drinking my weight in vodka and I don't trust myself enough to not run through campus screaming "I AM SPARTA!" You'll be saving me a mugshot as well as saving some innocent girls from tears.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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