He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.