just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
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I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
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Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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