Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
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New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
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Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
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