Woke up this morning to a janitor hitting me in the head with his bucket in the hallway of my building. An alumni was next to me because we locked ourselves out of my room and couldn't figure out where my roommates were.
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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