I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
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