Whod you bang
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class
21 People Intentionally Did Despicable Things During Sex
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
20 People Confess What It’s Really Like To Live Under Sharia Law
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.