No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
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I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
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We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage