It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
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She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
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