she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
I didn't notice because vodka
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
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