Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
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i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
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The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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