last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
Randomize
