If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
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You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
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I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
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