i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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