You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
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