Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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