I'm really into asian looking animals
I just cut my nipple shaving
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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