why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
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