Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
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Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
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I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
At least be KIND OF sobering up before you text me, I've told you before I don't speak vodka unless I've been drinking it with you.
PS WHY wasn't I drinking it with you? Dick.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
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