Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
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