i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
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how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
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You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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