Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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