You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
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Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
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I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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