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My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
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The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
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We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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