So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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