If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
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