Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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