some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
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Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
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I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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