I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
jump out the window naked night went bad
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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