that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
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fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
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I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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