Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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