I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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