he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
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