Grow some girl-balls and come out already
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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