I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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