I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
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