am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
Randomize
