he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
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I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
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You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
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