I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
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It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
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Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
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